dondom
to don a condom. in other words, to put on a condom.
1. that b-tch wouldn’t let me f-ck her until i dondomed.
2. if we are going to have s-x in a few minutes, i should dondom now.
a d-ld–like apparatus which fits around the p-n-s that is primarily used for increasing the length and girth of the p-n-s, as well as for the prevention of venarial disease and pregnancy
raul, having a p-n-s of unusually small size, thought it would be appropriate to use a dondom to f-ck secretia.
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