Dong Dance


intended for males only, or transvesties:
while naked, one shifts one’s hips repeatedly side to side, until one’s genitals catch up with the momentum, creating a loud slapping noise against the side of one’s thighs
gilbert was suddenly slapped when caroline asked him to dance, and gilbert showed her the dong dance to impress her

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