dong smuggler
a phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, p–ps on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.
“why, i quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that i have recently purchased!”
“that chocolate was probably made by slaves.”
“don’t be a dong smuggler, billy.”
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