dongle


a group of four or more drumline members.
look at that s-xy dongle over there!
a piece of computer hardware that is provided with software. this hardware has to be attached to the computer (example: printer port) to allow the software to work.
the cad program solidedge won’t work unless the dongle is installed.
the get head behind the shed at a party.
i got a dongle from that girl the other night.
a large p-n-s. in this sense it is meant to be the bigger version of a medium p-n-s(a dangle), which is in turn bigger than a small p-n-s(a dingle)
i was going to f-ck that black chick last night, but she had too much roast beef from being nailed by many large dongles.
the word to end all words.
“dongle” is a funny word.
1. (noun) a usb device designed specifically to drive the owner to the point of insanity. contains hidden software aimed at disconnecting from the internet mid-conversation thus causing maximum disruption and annoyance. 2. (noun) a small plastic toy used by cats to chase along wooden floor at 5am. 3. (noun) a primative alarm clock when used in conjunction with definition 2
he’s in a bad mood today, he got dongled in the early hours.

man i was chatting to a really hot girl online when i got hit by a dongle. b-mmer.
a short adaptor cable to convert between different plug conventions.
dang, i lost the dongle to connect the dvi out to the vga projector.
when your lover uses whip cream, chocolate sauce, caramel, and/or any other delicious food that can be used as some form of tasty lubrication when receiving a bl-w j-b or hand job.
the girl was very h-rny and was hungry so her loving boyfriend suggested a dongle.

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