Donglebit
the act of masturbating to and the s-xual arousal towards the internet… not p-rnography… just the internet.
boy 1 – “oi bro, did you donglebit yesterday? ”
boy 2 – “yesterday? bro everyday!!”
-both boys then proceed to high five each other, then pull each others pants down and donglebit each others genitalia-
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