donkeywaffle


a random word that max hartman made up while he was high.
a belgian waffle in the shape of a horse.
“wow, i am so high. i think i’ll go on definithing.com for no reason and make up a word.”
“want a donkeywaffle for breakfast?
donkeywaffle is a brilliant and flexible word with witch the context can be adjusted to fit nearly any situation! donkeywaffle can be used as an interjection or as a noun, expressing suprise, dismay, or a delicious waffle-like confection in the shape of a donkey!
oh muh donkeywaffle! that thurr’s the fattest b–tch ah evah did see!

h-llo, ma’am! how’s your flight going? can i get you anything? a donkeywaffle, perhaps?
to swagger down the street not quite hip, but not quite drunk.
i saw justin donkeywaffle into work today.

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