Dongtacular
adj. dreadful beyond the definition of any synonymous word. literally the worst possible possible adjective that could applied to something. coined by darach mcgarrigle of cracked.com, it will be appearing in the oxford english dictionary in 2013.
the web video “i’m on a couch” is absolutely dongtacular!
(1) a spectacle as awesome to a man as his own array of genitalia.
(2) (used ironically) something so bad, one cannot define its terribleness in any other way.
(1) dude! what do you mean you haven’t seen the g-dfather?! that movie is dongtacular!
(2) dude! what do you mean you haven’t seen snakes on a plane?! that movie is dongtacular!
1)the act of doing something amazing with a p-n-s, 2) gay s-x when both p-n-s’ are inserted into the others -sshole.
for def. 1:
taits leap across the grandcanyon was dongtacular
for def. 2
neil “dude, let me get my d-ck inside you”
tait “ok, but i need mine in you too”
neil “this is dongtacular s-x”
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