Dongutis
noun.
a very adorable baby girl with blonde hair. father’s name usually austin or arnold and mothers name usually lizzie or sabrina. child is ussually extremely hyper or twitchy.
omg did you see austin and lizzy’s baby?
yes! she was the prettiest baby in the world. what was her name?
i dont know, but it’s probably dongutis.
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