killer whale hide and seek
when an h-rny mushroom goes alphabetical on a bouncy pair of t-ts, spewing his s-m-n all over them. the v-g-n- sucks on it b-lls, until it finally tears the skin a pubical hairs from. the couple then go to the local marine life center and have oral s-x with an orcawhale, he whale shoots his wad all over the mushrooms ear. then an australian tourist beats off in the whales blowhole. the orcalater dies.
hey look a mushroom; let’s play killer whale hide and seek!
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