donions

dehydrated onions

at mcdonald’s restaurants, there are two types of onions: quarter onions, which are the big hunks of onions that come on bigger sandwiches, such as the quarter-pounder with cheese, and dehydrated onions, which are the little diced onions that come on hamburgers and cheeseburgers.

they are called ‘dehydrated’ because they are ordered in a dehydrated form. water is added to turn them from hard flakes into the onions that you find on your burger.

when somebody wants their order a special way, the order taker has to specify what the customer wants. the order taker uses a little menu that has words like ‘w/out’ ‘only’ ‘sub’ and then shortened names for condiments such as ‘ketchp’ ‘mustrd’ ‘pckle’ ‘onions’ (for quarter onions) and ‘donion’ for dehydrated onions.
many drive thrus have a menu that displays your order as it is entered into the computer. a cheeseburger without onions will appear as:
1 cheeseburger
1 w/out donion
1) done; finished; complete.

2) wasted; intoxicated, from drugs and/or alcohol, to the point at which no more partying shall take place for the evening/morning.

3) to be in over one’s head; to be in a great deal of trouble, screwed.
1) q: “hey, man, you have any more exams this week?”
a: “h-ll no, man, i’m donions.”

2) “wow, look at that kid p-ssed out on the couch. he’s donions…hey hand me that marker!”

3) “when her father came home early from work and found us in bed, i was donions.”
1. an exclamation expressing a state of being finished
2. a way to express a defeat or a victory
3. another way to say the word onions
1. “so how’d last night go?”
“well, dinner was aiiight, but once i got her in my room and turned on some r. kelly, that sh-t was donions”
2. “yo, i heard that jiggaboo was grillin’ you like you were a burger”
“yea, but i slapped him with da d-ck, and his -ss was donions”
3. “welcome to bears den”
“hi, i’d like a cheeseburger with lettuce, pickles and extra donions”
a slang term for being done or finished.
stacy: “d-mnnn did you fire andy or what?”
steve: ” yeah i did he’s donions.”
stacy: “wow, that sucks.”
when one has finished their bag of funyuns chips.
yo, can i have some of your funyuns?
sorry bro, theys donions.
the smell of armpit when deoderant stops working
d-mn, your pits smell like donions…
is an idiot but thinks they have “layers”,like an onion would…a dumb oninon mostly stoner hippies
hey man what did you get on your exam?”
“like 12”
“whoa that sucks!”
“man, they cant see who i can be with out the restrictions”
“your a donion”