Donk-Blossum


it is similar to the act of “-ss spu-lanking”
it is a sensual way of popping the “b-tt cherry”
“guess who did some donk-blossuming this weekend”

“no way dude!!!”

“yea way, it was mary-ann, i popped that b-tt cherry”

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