donkey dong


a large sausage such as bratwurst, larger than a wiener or a banger. often served with sauerkraut (not spotted d-ck). best enjoyed with a weizenbier.
goody! donkey dong for lunch.
a freak. a “human” whose phallus is thrice the size of any mortal man. a legend whose extraordinary p-n-s size is matched only by the size of his muscles.
one who fits the characteristics of “donkey-dong” also typically doubles as a chief-potowatome.
rob is the donkey-dong.
a game h-m-s-xuals play, themed after it’s heteros-xual cousin “thumb wrestling”. donkey dong is played a surface equal to the sum of the two partic-p-nts’ aggregate p-n-s lengths, minus 4″ inches. players start by having erect two p-n-ses next to each other, with 2″ of overlap.

once the game is started, the two players compete for position on the top, with the intent of pinning the opponents p-n-s to the table so that he cannot move up or to the side. once an opponent is pinned for a 3 count, the victor is awarded the t-tle of “donkey dong”.

pulling the p-n-s toward the owner from under a pin results in an immediate loss. losing an erection also results in an immediate loss, as the opponent no longer has the opportunity to pin his opponent. players may not move body, use hands, or use any other objects during the compet-tion.
vvpimp69vv was playing donkey dong with his roommate, eddie, and won every match. he is the best donkey dong player in the land!
a large p-n-s; a p-n-s resembling a donkey’s in size.
look at the donkey dong on dude.

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