donkey kong roller


a gym junkie that has worked excessively on the torso and general upper body portion of his body. the legs of the donkey kong roller generally represent small dwarfed sticks compared to the rest of the body similar in bodily figure to donkey kong who primarily moves about by swinging torso through arms and rolling, hence ‘roller’.
dude, i hate it how chicks always go for donkey kong rollers, they’re heaps vulnerable to leg attacks and cant run anywhere .

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