donkey kong snatch
a very aggressive grab performed by a very barley man, often a caucasian man, in the philippines while riding a jeepney. the act is done by hanging on back of the vehicle and grabbing a potential bride/female pedestrian as she walks by. he will then say, “you mine!” and take her home as prize of the day.
hey fam, donkey kong sn-tch that hoe! she so fine.
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