when milk comes from places it couldn’t come from.
bryan: donkey milk is f-ck-ng gross
- moisture-seeking mutton missile
the p-n-s, primed and ready for action. his moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.
a person who is straigth but does a gay act, or exposes himself to the same s-x jokeinglee, to be a mortan would be like slapping yer b-lls in another guys face 14
- donkey's potato
1. when something is really awesome, used instead of saying that’s “the sh-t”. 2. used when something is sh-tty. 1. yo that pbj cap’n hot-dog is the donkey’s potato!!! 2. dude your car is the donkey’s potato, there are no effing cup holders. 5
- mouf piece
a “mouf piece” is not a grill, or lawyer. it is the way you can spit yo game to the females. if one does not posses this ability, then he who shall not aquire a mouf piece, shall not get laid. nerd: hey, want to go to the dance next week? s-xy female: -ugh- no, […]
the act of being eccentric, mad, or crazy. mr. bligh displayed eccentrism when he gave me a terrible grade on a clearly blightastic austhor project tryptych.