Donkey Monkey
when you are in the middle of intercourse in the doggy style position, you proceed to slowly insert a banana into your partners -ss. when your partner turns around in shock, you imitate a loud monkey sound, and then quickly donkey punch your partner leaving a noticeable bruise.
you wont believe this fool had the nerves to give me a donkey monkey
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