Donkey Punch

when engaging in -n-l s-x, you molly whop(see molly whopped) her in the back of the head, tightening her -n-s muscles, causing a better -rg-sm for you.
bro i totally donkey punched her last night. so worth it.
the donkey punch is when your engaged in -n-l s-x and when your about to -j-c-l-t- you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her -n-l cavity tightens making the -rg-sm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
i donkey punched meredith last night, and it was awesome
punching someone in the back of the head may lead to serious brain damage and even death.

donkey punching involves the male punching the s-xual partner in the back of the head during -n-l or v-g-n-l s-x prior to -rg-sm, to provoke a shock causing the v-g-n-l or -n-l muscles to contract around the male’s p-n-s.

the move can be prosecuted as s-xual -ssault and even rape in the case of surprise -n-l penetration.
-“yes yes”

-“aaaaargh!!!”
-“ooooh, that feels so good!!! isn’t it love? …love? h-llo? are you okay? …. aaaaaargh!!!! love?? wake up!!!! aaaaaargh!!!”
an urban legend that holds that if you have v-g-n-l or -n-l s-x with a woman (or -n-l s-x with a man) and punch him/her in the back of the head, it will somehow cause the v-g-n-l/-n-l muscles to contract. this is medically impossible, but widely circulated among 12 year old boys and those that share their general level of maturity and/or a chauvanist animosity towards women. the only garanteed result of a donkey punch is an immediate end to your s-x life and/or getting your -ss kicked physically or in court.
“when you break up with your girlfriend, you should give her a donkey punch!”
for anybody even remotely considering this stunt (adequately explained in the definitions) or for those who somehow think the idea of a donkey punch is amusing, i have the following opinion from a prosecutor at our local district attorney’s office:

donkey punching is easily indictable as a serious felony on two counts.

first: deadly -ssault. a blow to the back of the head is can easily cause a severe or fatal brain stem injury; even no-holes-barred professional fights ban it.

second: it is rape, pure and simple. the logic of this would be easily understood by any jury. the object and motivation of donkey punching is clear and unambiguous: it is to render the victim unconcious and thus incapable of saying “no” to something the victim would ordinarily and vigorously object to.

our office, given proper evidence would, with great eagerness and dertermination, prosecute a case such as this. the probablility of conviction would be virtually certain. furthermore, we could convincingly argue that the perpetrator(s) are to be regarded as dangerous s-x criminials and thus pose a clear community danger while awaiting trial. few judges would deny our argument that the perpetrators should be imprisioned while awaiting trial.

in addition, there is ample precedence for conviction of those encouraging these crimes on seperate felony crimes of aiding and abetting a s-xual -ssault. a viewing of jody foster’s “the accused”, based on an actual rape conviction, should make this plain to people.

in the case of a prearranged or planned -ssault, an additional and more serious charge of conspiracy would be added to the indictment.
a sleazy s-x move in which while the guy is taking the girl -n-lly he punches her in the back of the head, making her -ss or v-g-n- contract.
kevin donkey punched me. what a f-cking sleazebag!
pathetic urban myth about -n-l s-x and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don’t get laid much. besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn’t cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having s-x with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.
men who talk big about “donkey punching some ho” are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.
every hear of asking? no need to punch a woman to get her to squeeze your d-ck with her -sshole. just ask, you’d be surprised what you might get. you’d be surprised what you might not get too: a charge of felony -ssault, hard time, and maybe even a lorena bobbit.
i donkey punched the b-tch and was found guilty of felony -ssault.

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