donkey schlong
when a donkey comes up behind you and b-ttrapes you until he fills your r-ct-m with his donkey s-m-n while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your b-ttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)
bob: hey man, ready to get donkey schl-nged by this math test?
joe: yeah dude, mr. rogers is gonna rape us so hard.
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