donkey thump
when you donkeythump someone, you f-ck them in the -ss and when you’re about to blow your load you whack them on the back of the head so they clench. i have experience with this myself.
i donkeythump, therefore i am, although have been donkeythumped myself several times
when pounding a girl in the -ss, right before you spurt you thump her upside the head, knocking her out causing all her muscles to contract giving the greatest pleasure in your life.
oh sh-t here it comes!! oh god! wait hold… on… im gonna donkey thump you!… (whack) oh….. jesus!
an involuntary meeting usually intiated by your supervisor that is generally considered a waste of time. when over it generally leaves one feeling f-cked up the -ss without the lube.
five minutes after my shift began my supervisor came to me to talk. i knew that i was in for a donkey thump.
Read Also:
- Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket
very random display of disgust or surpise. also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. first uttered by a by a d-ck football coach from a small town in kansas. jesus h. christ in a chicken basket!!! that was the sh-ttiest block i’ve ever seen. guess what chris? i […]
- Jimbler
a p-n-s. the word was popularised in parts of cambridge university in late 2006 and has now entered the popular lexicon. the first known individual to use ‘jimbler’ for ‘p-n-s’ is thought to be a male graduate student at darwin college. ‘i’ve got timber in my jimbler’ (i have an erection) an effeminate man. particularly […]
- Jingle Jammies
pajama pants that are of christmas-like spirit. typically they are decorated with candy-canes, penguins, christmas trees, or presents. usually of silk material, but not necessarily. caroline was more than happy to put on her jingle jammies the night before christmas. in fact, she’s decided to wear them year round to celebrate christmas constantly.
- Nappy Nap
something you say before you take a nap. ray: ahhhh, nappy nap
- Nappy hoe
a term that defines females with typically blue hair (or any other abnormal hair colour other than blonde, brown and red) along with a half shaven head. hits on other girls boyfriends and all around acts trashy man.. that girl is such a nappy hoe e.g: kristie is a nappy hoe person 1: look at […]