a cross between a spiderman, and a donkeypunch…
so you’re having -n-l s-x. just before you c-m, you (the giver), punch the reciever in the back of the head. their -ss muscles tighten, increasing the sensation. c-m once inside, then quickly pull out and nut in your hand. the reciever will turn around, and as they do, slap them across the face with your man go, whilst screaming “go web, go!”. finally, adopt your finest superhero pose, and don’t move until you’re finished soaking up the glory
i donkeyman’d your mum!
donkeyman is a merchant navy term for a stoker on the old steam ships. i appreciate it’s not a tremendously humorous definition.
granddad, why did you become a ‘donkeyman’?
‘cos yer mam can’t cook, and i like the taste of coal.
someone who dates your daughter and takes the place over. he brings his sh-t over, including his m-ss defecating boxer and makes himself at home. need not worry my friend, in 3-4 years this vagrant of a boyfriend will be gone, off to lead a life of doing sopa operas and dancing at male strip clubs (such as “the cave”). donekeyman may resemble dolph lungren, but don’t let him fool you, he knows no fighting moves, as he will -ssault you with his prowess of pole dancing and “as the world turns” trivia
i went to cruise’s house yesterday and donkeyman was there with his boxer. he soon left, however, to his exotic dancing gig at retro 35621007.
- donning it up
doing something really well. chris: “so how’s the search for thai ladyboys coming along milo?” milo “it’s great, i’ve only been here a week and i’ve already been laid four times!” chris: “wow, you must really be donning it up.”
a person who is totally whaked up; crunk. not a mean type of crunk or drunk, but a really funny crunk person that is either trippin on drugs or totally drunk, man. that guy is a total estif!
- european handbag
a s-x position where the girl wraps her arms around the guy’s neck in a strap like way then swings her hips to the front girl: what s-x position do you want to try now? guy: let’s do the european handbag
the next “big thing” you will mainly catch them playing the gay bars of north east scotland. their lead singer has a m-ssive gay following (gay idol) due to has boy band looks. also known to do some rent boy work to fund his popper sniffing addiction did you see that band eusebius last night? […]
- evacuate your fudge barrel
a synonym for taking a sh-t, etc. originates from the process in which fudge is added during ice cream production. “this is where we use powerful pneumatic pistons to evacuate our fudge barrels” “hey jj, you just ate 3 pounds of burrito, you should go evacuate your fudge barrel before we get in the car”