donkuistador
a guy that makes moves on women but has no idea that they are doing everything in their power to avoid him.
a group of ladies are hanging out by the bar, your friend the donkuistador makes his approach and you sit back and watch as the ladies try to wiggle away from this idiot, but he keeps his attack going strong…thinking that they love him.
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