donny bird
a donny bird is a lady of certain intelligence and social standing. from the south yorkshire town of doncaster. usually sporting fake tan and fake louboutins.
at first glance, these ‘ladies’ could appear to have an element of cl-ss. but in reality, this bird can 100% suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.
usually seen in its natural habitat in tiki bar, this female will mate with multiple males at one time all the way through mating season, one c-cktail in relish will result in the males success in mating… followed by several weeks of itching and discharge.
she’s alright.. but she’s a bit of a donny bird
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