Donny Dukes
1. n: (dah-nee dook-s) a sort of denim pelvic covering created from what was once a pair of levi’s,wranglers,lee or other brand of jeans that have been b-st-rdized into a pair of obscenely short shorts, that should never be worn by any adult male, regardless of age. donny duke-wearing behavior is often exhibited by lower cl-ss middle age men.
middle age drunk: heyyy man look at these snazzy thangs!
middle age worker: uh, you really shouldn’t wear those in public
middle age drunk:why?, they’re comfy!
middle age worker: that’s because they are a foot and a half above your knee cap! you really need to take off your donny dukes, pal.
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