donovan dickindog
someone who likes to go to wh-r-houses with his dog.
he likes to take peanut b-tter and his dog into the bathroom with him. he then takes the peanut b-tter and puts it on his d-ck and lets the dog lick it off for the pleasure.
someone who prefers to f-ck his dog rather than anything else.
someone who’s grandma died, and they got her stuffed like a dead animal so that they could -j-c-l-t- on their forehead every night.
man: oh baby, lets go do the donovan d-ckindog.
woman 1: i”ll grab the peanut b-tter.
woman 2: i’ll get the dog.
dog: bark!!
man: f-ck!! he bit my d-ck.
woman 1: oh honey, your d-ck is only a centimeter long anyways.
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