don’t be a Mr. C

a man, otherwise known as a p-ssy, who refuses to go out after repeatedly saying that he would and uses the excuse that he is sick and feels like a 3/10 but in reality spends his night pleasuring himself while prooving difficult math statements and also refuses to drink because he is sick.
c’mon man don’t be a mr. c, finish that beer. who cares if your sick.

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