Don’t Be Jesus


a phrase, mostly used by friends and concerned lovers, to express a feeling of unease over one’s current path of action, on the intuition that this path may lead to a violent end, sometimes but not exclusively by crucificationism.

also can refer to acute messianic megalomania
guy 1: dude, i’m totally gonna go p-ss off those roman soldiers by pretending to be the messiah!
guy 2: don’t be jesus, man.

guy 3: i can heal the blind!!!1!
guy 4: whoa whoa, don’t be jesus now.

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