don’t bother calling


the last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. commonly after she has performed an act of f-ll-t– and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.
hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): don’t bother spooning that

gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

timmy: i’ll call ya a cab, shall i?

gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can’t treat people like this, -sob- i can hear what you say under your breath -sob sob-

the boys: waaaa, boo hoo

gronk: don’t bother calling…..

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed whhhyyyyy)

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