Don’t breathe this


this comes from the will it blend videos starring tom d-ckenson. following blending somthing inedible, such as marbles, he says somthing like…
gl-ss smoke- don’t breathe this

ipod smoke- don’t breathe this

magnet smoke- don’t breathe this

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