Don’t Ditch


a phrase that’s used when a friend is acting flaky about attending an event or outing. they either hesitate or don’t make an effort to follow through with their intentions.

this can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.
you: you going to come out tonight?
them: uh yea i should be able to make it…
you: you gonna come or not? don’t ditch.

(after the event has p-ssed and they didn’t attend)

you: you totally ditched.

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