don’t hassel the hoff


clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one mr. david h-sselhoff.
schmo: david h-sselhoff is gay/lame/can’t sing or act, etc etc

clever retort: hey, don’t h-ssel the hoff! his legend just keeps growing. “only in america” could such a person find such success. so don’t h-ssel the hoff, baby…

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