Don’t Neglect the Balls
words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a phd in epic douchebaggery.
a typical “dnb” will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.
dnb’s alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy–ss nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position – often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.
boss – “i see you are making deliveries after work on your own time…but don’t neglect the b-lls!”
employee – “gargle gargle!” (“yes sir!”)
boss – “um, sure you’re the nightshift super-mumble-…as long as you keep letting me know who’s goofing around!”
employee – “gargle gargle!”
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