don’t text back
“don’text back”
*leaves on r , read , or seen*
“don’t text back”
*read*
Read Also:
- dabitude
when you are in a good mood to dab and excited about life. *dab* sophie: “wow, ava! i love your att-tude today! you inspire me!” ava: “oh thanks, sophie! but it’s not just my att-tude, it’s my dabitude! have amazing day! *dab*”
- i'm gorilla-done
you know how gorillas are really big right? so imagine harambe was back on earth (bless his soul), and he blessed you with his enormous girth. now everything you do, you’re accompanied by this gigantic gorilla. on the other hand, i’m done is used when you’re tired of someone’s sh-t. now imagine you’re done, but […]
- weemb
like a womb, but instead of containing an infant, it contains a filthy f-cking weeaboo. pregnant lady: doctor, i’ve been hearing anime songs coming from my abdomen, and i have constant cravings for instant ramen noodles. what’s wrong with me? doctor: i’m sorry ma’am, but it looks like your womb has become a weemb.
- chavezed
the act of being overtly drunk and getting caught surrounded by hookers while being video taped and then telling your wife you got set up after you have to confess that you’ve been robbed and they stole your phone. “man, i’m glad i left that party early, i could’ve gotten chavezed by those hoodrats that […]
- jewish refinance
the act of burning your house down for the insurance money so that you can rebuild brand new. guy 1: “this house is a dump!” guy 2: “i know…it’s about time for a jewish refinance.”