Don’t wipe your ass before you shit
1.an expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
a)
kevin: let’s see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.
eric: man i got this,i’m gonna murk your -ss!!
kevin: don’t wipe your -ss before you sh-t eric ;it’s not over till is over.
b)
eric:10 bucks i get a better grade in my physics test?
beha: man you always say that but you always fail,don’t wipe your -ss before sh-t!!!!
jack: yo eric you ain’t beating noone shut upp!!!
mick: yea don’t wipe your -ss before sh-t!!!
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