Donut puncher


f-g, t-rd clown, sh-t thief, pickle puffer, t-rd burglar, rump ranger, -ss blaster, chocolate starfish puncher, b-tt pirate…
gawd, look at that absolutely disgusting donut puncher trying to blow little boys in the wayside toilet.
a crude but often humorous reference to the male r-ct-m. often, it is in reference to -n-l s-x with a male, thus the “punch” part of the definition. also can be a reference to male fisting.
“hey, you do know that guy is a donut puncher, right?”
h-m-s-xual that likes to fist up the -ss
matt bower
jack patton
one who likes it ’round the rim.
he has punched more donuts that a baker!
another term for the gay man
my roommate just told me he is a f-cking donut puncher
1. matt bower
2. a h-m-s-xual
3. -ss pirate
dont punch donuts you donut puncher
someone who partakes in a punishable offence whilst on a soccer pitch.
as informed by a 6 year old, who felt he needed to tell us about the risks of being a donut puncher: “if you punch someone in the donut, you get a yellow card.”

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