donut receipt
senseless waste.
“i bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut… i don’t need a receipt for the donut. i give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. we don’t need to bring ink and paper into this.” – mitch hedberg
“i can’t believe they’re not going to recycle all of those cans, what a donut receipt.”
“that new appropriations bill is full of donut receipts.”
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