Doo doo tweezer
a small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement
“i ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. i for-see i may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning.”
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