doob noob
a doob noob is someone who is a noob at smoking doobies. doob noobs inevetably end up juicing up your spliff with their big lips making it unpleasant to smoke, or if you roll filter-less doobs pinch off airflow completely making the doob impossible to smoke without modification.
who’s the doob noob who juiced the spliff.
filter-less doobs are not for noobs.
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