doober


a marijuana cigarette. a variation of doobie.
hey man, you want to spark up a doober?
(off south park)

the word mr. mackey uses instead of saying “s-x” to ms. chokesond-ck in the hit cartoon, south park.
how long has it been since you had… doobers?
a term used in prehistoric times referring to a marijuana cigarette.
after the mammoth hunt, we’ll smoke a dope doober.
n. a dumb or idiotic person, someone who is completely out of touch, an utter dork
“man that guy with the razor scooter and snowboard goggles for sungl-sses is a doober
someone who gives -n-l s-x to a man or woman and then eats the fecal matter off his p-n-s.
guy: lets do -n-l.
girl: okay!!
guy: (inside head “yesssss”)
-after s-x-
girl: that was awesome
guy: -eating p-n-s p–p-
girl: what the h-ll are you doing?!?!
guy: doobing
girl: awe you silly doober
n. a very adorable person. someone who is “cute as a b-tton” a term of endearment.
that toddler eating that lollipop is such a doober!
the set of empty parenthesis required in java or c++ syntax for method calls with no parameters.
“dude, no wonder your code won’t compile, you forgot the doobers on the -sstring() method call!”

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