dooce
to be fired from you job because of the contents of your weblog.
dude, did you hear what happen to mary, she got dooced.
to get fired from your job because you post about your job on your weblog.
also see: dooced
heather b. armstrong got dooced.
to be afflicted with constipation
“i shouldn’t have eaten all that cheese. i am soooo dooced.”
“dude” accidently mistyped on a keyboard such as in an e-mail or instant message conversation.
bob: hey heather. what’s up?
heather: hey dooce.
heather: oops, i mean dooce.
heather: err… dooce.
heather: dude–
noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repet-tive subjects for at least four years.
1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah…what a dooce! 2) hmmmm… another piece about p–p and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she’s in the dooce.
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