Dooch

an individual that is incapable of correctly retelling a story that he or she was a part of.
you really “dooched” that story.
a commonly used alternative to douche, and one which can be used positively or negatively. think of it as the new and improved version of douche.
conversation beteween bros:
“‘sup dooch!?”
“nothin’ much dooch, how ’bout you?”

conversation between mother and child:
“oh johnny, you’re such a little doocher!”
“thanks mom, i love you!”

conversation between feuding dooches:
“ow jack, that hurt, you dooch! grr”
“sorry man, that was a dooch move on my part.”

conversation between girlfriends:
“dooooch that dress looks good on you!”
“thanks dooch, i hope john likes it!”
this word is said by someone who fails at spelling the word douche.
“you all are dooches. i’m too tired to deal with r-t-rds”
the douchebag who always mooches from others.
bob: dude pack more weed
bill: did you bring any?
bob: no, but pack more
bill: f-ck you dooch
someone who is recognized as a fan favorite among others, this person also exemplifies a like for the hip hop culture typically
“dooch is so hood”
“look at the dooch, he is wearing his grillz”
a sovereign prince who rules a doochy
all hail the dooch of juey!
the part of skin between your b-lls and b-tthole
my dooch smells like cheese