doodoo crispy


a squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to -n-s by way of the baihr.
after a failed attempt at wiping my -n-s earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.

i ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when i scratched my -n-s.

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