doodoo dial


a call made simply because you are bored on the toilet.
i knew that priya was doodoo dialing me because right after i heard a flush she said she had to go.
1. to make phone calls while taking a p–p.
shaun thinking to himself: man i gotta p–p.
— shaun sits on his toilet and begins to p–p
— shaun grabs his cell phone from his pocket and dials rudy

shaun: hey rudy, what’s up?
rudy: am i on speaker phone? i’m hearing echos.
shaun with tension in his voice: no.
rudy: d-mnit shaun! did you doodoodial me again?!?!
shaun: you know i need you to talk me through these situations.
rudy: i’m hanging up. call me when you’re finished.
shaun: c’mon dude! i’ll give you a courtesy flush…..

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