doodoo feces
michael jackson’s go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, doodoo feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious number two – a sh-tty subst-tution for any situation.
dad: “i yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-”
son: “what was there?”
dad: “well, son, it was none other than your dear old dad’s doodoo feces.”
guy 1: “hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?”
guy 2: “yeah man, lemme just quick spray some doodoo feces.”
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