Doodoo Splatter
when you go to a restroom and doodoo the sh-t out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.
dominic spent 10 minutes out of cl-ss in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of doodoo splatter). we then told the janitor to take the day off, because he’ll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.
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