doody digit
when a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a p–pful finger to ensue. doody on the digit = a doody digit. otherwise known as a poke through.
d-mn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that sh-tty, much too thin toilet paper.
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