Portuguese Hot Pocket
(noun) the act of heating a hot pocket for 30 seconds in the microwave (no more/no less) slicing one side open with a b-tter knife and using it as a diy flesh light.
jim: i was feeling pretty lonely last night.
jerry: what did you do?
jim: i went ahead and made a portuguese hot pocket
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