dooey
anything that can be perceived as cute or adorable
went to the pet shop and saw a dooey bunny rabbit
slang for a person who received a dui recently
french is not driving, he’s a dooey
to act in a strange and unhealthy manner around girls you have just met/have only known for a short period of time, also referrs to an excess of male selfies/creepyness via social networking
including, but not limited to;
declaring undying love for a girl only recently met
hiding outside girls houses in the dark to watch what they’re doing
taking an excessive number of selfies whilst staring through the camera into the very soul of the observer
being friends on facebook with every girl in a 15 mile radius
prowling the streets until the early hours in an incospicuous vehicle
anthony’s only known her for 7 hours and they’re already talking about marriage, he’s such a dooey!
bryan isn’t coming out because he’s too busy taking selfies, what a dooey thing to do!
dad there’s a dooey in the bushes, he’s just watching us
ooh girl when he looks at you his eyes penetrate your very soul, he’s so dooey
excrement
juvenile word similar to p–p/doo-doo/doody etc
the enema made me do a big dooey
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