Door Knocker


while performing v-g-n-l s-x in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man’s ball sack gently tapping against the woman’s b-tthole during each thrust. a play on the phrase, “he’s knocking on the back door.” in which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform -n-l s-x by tapping her b-tthole with his p-n-s.
i was with ron last night. he could not leave that door knocker alone!
big hoop earrings, often with the wearer’s name in script across the horizontal diameter. it’s not uncommon to rock a matching name chain.
“giirrl, my ears are killin’ me from wearing these heavy–ss doorknockers all day; i gotta be stylin’ though, you know?”
jehovah witness
guy 1 “man i had f-cking door knockers today”
guy 2 “i f-cking hate those jehovah witness”
an act of violence performed on a person (usually a woman) who is wearing large hoop earrings. the -ssailant grabs the earring, and swings their fist, holding the earring into the recipient’s jaw, possibly ripping the earring from the ear in the process.
did you see jeff give that chick a door knocker last night? that was insane!
a cob of dried corn used by pranksters on “mischief night” to toss at people’s doors……notable for the loud blang!! or kabaam!! it makes when hitting a door…….
that was one righteous door knocker dude!

old lady henson was awakened by the loud bang of half a dozen door knockers on october 30th.
not what the name really seems. should be re-worded to “nut knocker” but, what the h-ll, right? so the door/nut knocker is a s-x move where as the women (or man) is providing hand or oral pleasure to the p-n-s when the giver grabs the sack and starts beating it against the gouch, like a door knocker.
kristy tabing gives an awesome door knocker…i bet she practices..
large chains worn by women

nipple rings
that theif stole my door knockers

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