Doofed
the part off being high, where everything becomes motionless, by smoking large amounts of marijuana.
dude…i’m so f-cking doofed!
past (and most frequently used) tense of “doof”, it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. commonly used in the p-ssive voice.
bob just got doofed by that truck!
to tw-t into a stationary object with painfull consiquences
aouch! i doofed into a fat b-tch!
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