Doofus laugh
this is a chuckle that sounds like the way a bobble-head doll would laugh after being tweaked. it has a certain amount of mortimer snerd in it. when the doofus executes this laugh correctly, said doofus will tend to drool on himself and possibly others. this is not a problem unless the ent-ty who is drooled upon is a carrier of the doofus gene. what happens then, you don’t even want to know. but because this is a dictionary, i have to tell you.
a genetic match of drool and fool results in reverse cool. it’s not a pretty sight. for example, the doofusse’s (or doofigh’s) very existence can implode. in this implosion one can break out into slobbering tears like rep. john boehner did recently. that was a fine example of a doofus laugh “gone south and sissy.”
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